Daloonieshaman has had his good days and his bad days coaching. This was not one of the good ones. The fans who showed up were not certain of what they would see because even though Jurassic Parkour had a great track record against undead teams in the past, they had never faced an undead team coac ... [more]

Daloonieshaman has had his good days and his bad days coaching. This was not one of the good ones. The fans who showed up were not certain of what they would see because even though Jurassic Parkour had a great track record against undead teams in the past, they had never faced an undead team coached by such a legend before. And Jurassic Parkour was weakened by the loss of two skinks, Dink and Gonzo. Dink had been fired after his reality show revealed that his slowness on the field was a result of abusing prescription drugs. Gonzo's fate was a particularly brutal death on the field after being shanked by another skink whose rap sheet was as long as a kroxigor's tail. Dink's brother Link and a gifted inner city skink named Pura Raza took their places. Another skink, Captain Kangaroo joined the team as a backup. Even so, the lizardmen team approached the match with trepidation. The opposing coach known for his fondness for fouling brought brought a whole bunch of dirty tricks to the game, hoping to get some kind of edge. However none of them worked quite as well as the coach of team Draugr had hoped and the incompetence of his players made it that much worse. Even when they could pick up the ball, they could barely throw it and when they could throw it, no one could catch it. The crowning insult was Tiny the very clumsy Kroxigor nonchalantly picking up the ball near the Jurassic Parkour end zone after making the poor zombie see stars. Granted he almost ran into the wrong end zone. But by that time the game was nearly over with Jurassic Parkour shutting out Draugr 2-0.

The Zealots opened Season three against another team carried over from last season and continued right where they left off...causing 5 casualties in their game against the Above Average Joes. The Human team made the early mistake of trying to stand toe to toe against the chaos dwarves and their tea ... [more]

The Zealots opened Season three against another team carried over from last season and continued right where they left off...causing 5 casualties in their game against the Above Average Joes. The Human team made the early mistake of trying to stand toe to toe against the chaos dwarves and their teammates and paid the price. Fortunately for the Joes, none of their injuries are lasting and all of their players will be returning, at least after missing a game to recuperate. The humans put up a good fight though, and with their plethora of reserves didn't feel the attrition crunch until late in the game. The dwarves were able to keep the humans on the turf though which led to an easy game clinching score late in the second half. Both of these teams are developing well, however, and opponents of each should be wary of the development they have already received!!

The Greatest game of the 2010 Playoff Series. In a Heart fought battle between the Dark and Wood Elves, the ball, score, and casualties went back and forth. The game went into sudden death overtime and in true form of a great game was decided with a great play. In a series of insane dice rolls on bo ... [more]

The Greatest game of the 2010 Playoff Series. In a Heart fought battle between the Dark and Wood Elves, the ball, score, and casualties went back and forth. The game went into sudden death overtime and in true form of a great game was decided with a great play. In a series of insane dice rolls on both sides luck favored the Maelstrom just slightly more. Edging out a well fought match after an intense battle, the Maelstrom crawled out of the heap in the pains of victory.

76 thousand fans showed up for the first semi-final for season 2. Da Bearz (ranked 2nd) and Anura (ranked 3rd) took the pitch on this great day. Once again Da Bearz received the kick-off from the Slann, but this time played it a little different. The coach said “forget the stinkin elf ball, we’r ... [more]

76 thousand fans showed up for the first semi-final for season 2. Da Bearz (ranked 2nd) and Anura (ranked 3rd) took the pitch on this great day. Once again Da Bearz received the kick-off from the Slann, but this time played it a little different. The coach said “forget the stinkin elf ball, we’re playing like orcs.” That they did as they quickly caged up and awaited the Slann. The Slann with their great leaping ability managed to get in the cage, but only managed to be carried off on stretchers. The orcs managed to score at the end of the half, with quite a few Slann knocked out. I don’t know what Coach Big Ditka said to his orcs, but they came out of the locker room all fired up. The Slann received the kickoff and were having a great go getting to the endzone, until an orc blitzer came up with the big interception. This started the 6 feet under drive. The orcs quickly formed the cage and started up field. The Slann did what they could to try and break the cage. They didn’t just tried and failed, no they tried and died! After 3 deaths and a serious injury the slann hobbled off the field as the orcs feasted on frog legs. In the end the score was only 1 – 0, but the more important death toll was 3 – 0 in favor of Da Bearz. Oh and Da Bearz also advanced to the finals for the second straight season.

Once again Da Bearz face of against Jurassic Parkour. 30 thousand fans showed up in this great weather to watch this last game before the play-offs. Though most of the fans appearing to be orcs. Also in today’s game the 2 most wanted players this season, Luckman and Justin Bieber. Sadly neither of ... [more]

Once again Da Bearz face of against Jurassic Parkour. 30 thousand fans showed up in this great weather to watch this last game before the play-offs. Though most of the fans appearing to be orcs. Also in today’s game the 2 most wanted players this season, Luckman and Justin Bieber. Sadly neither of them died. The orcs received the ball in their ususal fashion with luckman throwing the pass to blitzer downfield who scores. The lizardman came back with a great effort to tie it up before the half. Fortunately for Da Bearz the black orcs and troll were ready for this game and caused a few casualties. The worst of which was a Saurus with a smashed ankle. The second half Da Bearz were quick to knock the ball lose and recover it. Only a few short steps later they scored bringing the score 2 to 1. The Lizard man not to be out done came back with a great push into the orc half. Then a skink with blazing speed dodged through the orc defense equalizing the game. Da Bearz feeling the pressure turned up the heat and not only scored the final TD for the win, sent many a Lizard men to the dugout for their efforts. In the final turns the lizardman decided to go after luckman and managed to knock him out. Luckman did wake up for the final drive and decided throwing a rock at the lizardman’s star skink, knocking him out, would be a better use of his time. The orcs also sought a little revenge and went after Justin, but after a hard hit and a decent foul they only managed to stun him. The final was 3 to 2 in favor of Da Bearz, and Frill the saurus now walks with a limp.